I walked up to the fence and hooked Beau’s lead through the gap. I stood back up and looked at Mike.

“White,” he said.

“Black,” I said, then decided to add, “I am surprised you didn’t have another ‘oxblood’ up your sleeve.”

“Alabaster,” he said immediately, correcting himself.  

Mike 3

“Obsidian,” I said with a nod to his shirt.

Juliette 1!

Mike smiled at this. 

“You’re getting better,” he said. 

Redirect.

Immediately.

I had a big fat fucking crush on her. I could admit that. 

I could also admit that I sort of flirt with her too, but it’s the type of flirting that you can only catch if you read between the lines. It was honestly exhilarating. I spend the majority of my day talking blandly to coworkers or to students (the latter of which might as well be me talking to a brick wall with a microphone). 

But when I talk to Juliette? 

She is intelligent, quick-witted, and dishes it back to me just as quickly as I volley it to her. Her vocabulary and the sentences that she weaves together… I mean, she used the word “obsidian” for an item of black clothing I had on.

I’m an English professor. 

That’s basically first base. 

Dirty talk, even.